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JibJab Year in Review 2012: The End is Here!

JibJab Year in Review 2012: The End is Here!

Hurricanes! The fiscal cliff! Honey Boo Boo Child! The bizarre events of 2012 look a lot like omens of the apocalypse! JibJab takes inspiration from the Mayan calendar in an animated musical extravaganza looking back at possibly the last year we'll ever have to review. It's 2012, the end is here! http://www.jibjab.com/originals/2012_the_end_is_here Behind the Scenes Blog Post: http://blog.jibjab.com/2012-the-end-is-here/ 2012: The End Is Here Lyrics It's the end of creation! The signs are everyplace! Ice melt at record pace... A dude who jumped from space! We had a Libyan crisis... The fiscal cliff was near! It's Twenty-Twelve, the end is here! We had a hot Zumba Madam! And 'Fifty Shades of Grey'! We all came out as gay. Stay out of Chick-fil-A! We had cheating... And breakups! I blew my whole career! It's Twenty-Twelve, the end is here! We really kicked box office butt! I called that college girl a slut! A change I sense... The force has stirred... The world met Honey Boo-Boo Child! We all got funky Gangnam Style! I fixed a masterpiece! ERMAHGERD!!!!
 We had Colombian hookers! Big scandals everywhere! We kept Obamacare. I argued with a chair! We had a hard-fought election! They kicked us in the rear! It's Twenty-Twelve, the end is here! We had Olympic superstars! We put an SUV on Mars! In my new book I bump and grind! We sadly had to say goodbye. We moved on up into the sky. That's one giant leap for mankind! We had Hurricane Sandy! Replacement refs were wrong. We still can't get along! And Snooki's now a mom! But our troubles are over, 'Cuz it's our final year! It's no use pretending... Apocalypse is trending... It's Twenty-Twelve, the end is here!

2011, Buh-Bye!

2011, Buh-Bye!

From Charlie Sheen's #winning tweets to the debt ceiling crisis and global protests, it seems the whole world went nuts in 2011. Join us as we reminisce about the most notorious moments of the year in our 7th annual year in review... this time sung by a popsicle stick puppet choir! 2011, Buh-Bye! Lyrics Two Thousand Eleven was hairy, A year unlike any we've seen. There were Schweddy Balls from Ben & Jerry, And a warlock assassin named Sheen! Winning! Lohan! Strauss-Kahn! Mitt Romney, Rick Perry and Cain- THREE 9s! Big Trials! Love Childs! Two Thousand Eleven, buh-bye! AGHAGHAGHAG! The S&P blew up our rating. The job market stayed in a slump, a slump. The debt ceiling kept us debating While Weiner just tweeted his junk! Tax more! Class war! I nearly got hit with a pie! Banzai! Health threats! Greek Debts! Two Thousand Eleven, buh-bye! The whole Arab world was rebelling. So long, Moo-a-mar Ka-da-FAY! While soldiers were asking and telling... We told the whole world, "We're not gay!" We finally took out bin Laden. Japan had one hell of a year! (A year) There were riots in Britain -- How rotten! The rapture! Not yet, but it's near! (Next year) Got hitched! Got ditched! Got knocked-up, Went bankrupt, We unsubscribed! Hairspray! Friday! Two Thousand Eleven, buh-bye! There were Occupy Wall Street protesters, And folks who will surely be missed, Falling satellites! Panicked investors! There's just way too much stuff to list! (To list) Quakes! Crimes! New signs! Loose Lions and Tigers And Bears (Oh my!) Let's cheer the new year! Two Thousand Eleven You're ending -- Thank heaven! Two Thousand Eleven, BUH-BYE!!! See more funny videos at http://sendables.jibjab.com !

Drugs, drugs, drugs!

Drugs, drugs, drugs!

A young boy faces the horrors of crack use through the smooth rhymes of DJ Funkalunch, the star of a rap based PSA from the early 90s. Inspired by the "Snake" Anti-Drug Ad: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSIZQRi4M6c Visit http://zazzle.com/spicybackpain to grab some t-shirts! And http://spicybackpain.com for more cartoons!

Songify This - Winning - a Song by Charlie Sheen

Songify This - Winning - a Song by Charlie Sheen

FOLLOW the Gregory Brothers for more remixes/songifications: http://www.youtube.com/autotunethenews http://www.twitter.com/autotunethenews http://www.facebook.com/gregorybrothers MASTERED by http://mattshane.com #winning #WINNING backup vox - Catherine Provenzano - http://cpsayswatchthis.blogspot.com/ ORIGINAL interviews ABC: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTMRYbhPbZE NBC: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/41824892 CNN: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WSZ_xnbILE 2ND CHANNEL http://www.youtube.com/thegregorybrothers SHIRTS http://www.districtlines.com/Auto-Tune-the-News Website, with ringtones http://thegregorybrothers.com/music.html Send us stuff! The Gregory Brothers 442-D Lorimer St. #102 Brooklyn, NY 11206-1030 CHORDS: Em Bm/D Am Em Em Bm/D Am C D Em C G LYRICS: I'm on a drug called Charlie Sheen It's not available, if you try it once you will die Your face will melt off And your children will weep over your exploded body, over your exploded body You love to party What's not to love? The run I was on made Jagger and Richards look like Droopy eyed armless children That's how I party That's how I party I was bangin 7 gram rocks, that's how I roll - winning I have one gear: GO - epic winning Are you bipolar? I'm bi-winning Win here, win there, win win everywhere ----- inspirational bridge ----- I'm a total frickin rock star from mars - winning C'mon bro, I got tiger blood - winning You borrow my brain and you're like DUDE, can't handle it Win here, win there, win win everywhere I've got a list -- help me sort this From the epic win to the desperately winless Chicken nuggets - WINNING Bubblegum - WINNING Pretending to text to avoid someone - EPIC WINNING Slow dancing - WINNING Slow pantsing - WINNING Breakin the rules of the Geneva conventions - WEAK Adonis blood - WINNING Violent love - WINNING Givin needy women caresses and hugs - EPIC WINNING Childbirth - WINNING Colin Firth -WINNING Tinky Winky's purse.........duh, WINNING, WINNING chorus

The Original Star Wars Saga -- JibJab

The Original Star Wars Saga -- JibJab

The Original Star Wars Trilogy in less than 6 Minutes!

the best surgery funny commercial

the best surgery funny commercial

la mejor sirugia de el mundo lo tratarias

Coumadin Rap Song

Coumadin Rap Song

The idea of creating a rap song about the drug coumadin was envisioned by Dr. Gregory Stajich, Pharm.D., in the mid 90's while working at a hospital in Atlanta. The song was shelved for many years until combining forces with one of his pharmacy students, Josh Pendley, under the name "RxP". Together the dynamic druggist duo finalized the lyrics, wrote some music, and then recorded a music video in order to give the viewer a bolus dose of patient education about this very important drug. An article about this song was featured in the Savannah Morning Newspaper, and can be found at: http://savannahnow.com/accent/2010-09-28/rappin-pharmacy-professor-makes-youtube-video

RATATAT - DRUGS

RATATAT - DRUGS

Official video for "Drugs' from Ratatat's LP4. Video by Carl Burgess www.moresoon.org RATATAT North American tour coming September 2010 Sep 7 Montreal Sep 8 Toronto Sep 9 Royal Oak, Michigan Sep 10 Chicago, IL Sep 11 Minneapolis, MN Sep 14 Seattle, WA Sep 15 Vancouver, BC Sep 16 Portland, Oregon Sep 17 San Francisco, CA Sep 18 Ventura, CA Sep 19 San Diego, CA Sep 21 Los Angeles, CA Sep 22 Las Vegas, NV Sep 24 Pomona, CA Sep 25 Scottsdale, AZ Sep 27 Austin, TX Sep 28 Dallas, TX Oct 1 Atlanta, GA Oct 2 Charlotte, NC Oct 3 Charlottesville, Virginia Oct 5 Boston, MA Oct 6 Philadelphia, PA Oct 7 Washington D.C. Oct 8 New York, NY Oct 9 New York, NY

BED INTRUDER SONG!!! (now on iTunes)

BED INTRUDER SONG!!! (now on iTunes)

Single on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/bed-intruder-song/id386478006 Tribute Album: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/official-bed-intruder-tribute/id449636007 Antoine's shirts: http://www.districtlines.com/Antoine-Dodson After Antoine Dodson, a young hero from Huntsville, AL, saves his sister from an attack, he sings an important message both to his community and to the attacker himself. Evan Gregory then proceeds to play a heartfelt cover of the resulting song. Follow the Gregory Brothers for more remixes/songifications: http://www.youtube.com/autotunethenews http://www.twitter.com/autotunethenews http://www.facebook.com/gregorybrothers Original Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ua-OqYZC1DA Send us stuff! The Gregory Brothers 442-D Lorimer St. #102 Brooklyn, NY 11206-1030 CHORDS: chorus- gm cm dm 4x bridge- Eb dm cm gm Eb dm cm F dm F Lyrics: he's climbin in your windows he's snatchin your people up tryna rape em so y'all need to hide your kids, hide your wife hide your kids, hide your wife hide your kids, hide your wife and hide your husband cuz they're rapin errbody out here you don't have to come and confess we're lookin for you we gon find you we gon find you so you can run and tell that, run and tell that run and tell that, homeboy home, home, homeboy we got your t-shirt you done left fingerprints and all you are so dumb you are really dumb--for real the man got away leaving behind evidence i was attacked by some idiot in the projects so dumb, so dumb, so dumb, so chorus

star wars funny jib jab video

star wars funny jib jab video

Luke Skywalker is played by Reid (1 1/2). Han Solo is played by Wyatt (4). Princess Leia Organa is played by Amy (29 again). Ben (Obi-Wan) Kenobi and Lando Calrissian is played by Jake (6). Darth Vader is played by my mom (really old).

You Tube - Star Wars - Return of the Jedi - JibJab Style

You Tube - Star Wars - Return of the Jedi - JibJab Style

http://www.dagramma-creations-and-more.com Another fun jib jab video project. Faces featured in this episode are Butch, Janet, Danny, Jack, Michael and Dave. I made this at JibJab.com, using Star Wars Starring You technology! Cast your friends in Star Wars too at http://bit.ly/StarWarsStarringYou ! Comments and ratings (hopefully thumbs up) are welcome.

Austin Lounge Lizards — "The Drugs I Need"

Austin Lounge Lizards — "The Drugs I Need"

Satirical salute to the pharmaceutical cornucopia we're offered every day through enticing advertising and hard-core come-ons. "Do you go to bed every night?' And wake up in the morning? Then you need..." a healthy dose of Austin Lounge Lizards' magic elixir of humor and bluegrass mixed in with a dose of not-so-subtle side-splitting side effects. Recorded live at the 2008 Armadillo Christmas Bazaar

Am I On Drugs?

Am I On Drugs?

Apparently I am haha

mickeyfreak tv presents Jowls

mickeyfreak tv presents Jowls

made by sally aka mickeyloverfreak on jibjab.com

Never a Year Like '09 - JibJab

Never a Year Like '09 - JibJab

Octomom. Balloon Boy. Tiger Woods. If there's one thing for sure in this world, it's that as long as people are acting reckless, insane and just plain stupid (i.e. like people), there will always be plenty of material available for JibJab's annual "Year in Review" videos! Also, check it out and comment at http://sendables.jibjab.com/originals/never_a_year_like_09 !

I Don't Like The Drugs (But The Drugs Like Me)

I Don't Like The Drugs (But The Drugs Like Me)

Music video by Marilyn Manson performing I Don't Like The Drugs (But The Drugs Like Me). (C) 1999 Nothing/Interscope Records

Tim Hawkins - The Government Can

Tim Hawkins - The Government Can

See more of Tim's videos at http://www.timhawkins.net

Austin Lounge Lizards — "Jesus Loves Me But He Can't Stand You"

Austin Lounge Lizards — "Jesus Loves Me But He Can't Stand You"

More modern-day gospel featuring the Reverend Tom Pittman and the heavenly sounds of the Austin Lounge Lizards — recorded live @ the Armadillo Xmas Bazaar 08

He's Barack Obama

He's Barack Obama

Its a bird! Its a plane! No, he's Barack Obama and hes come to save the day! JibJab puts the rock in Barack with a new, over-the-top satire that debuted in front of the President himself this Friday at the Radio & Television Correspondents Dinner! Want more JibJab? Visit our site at http://sendables.jibjab.com?cmpid=1033 Read our blog: http://blog.jibjab.com/ Follow us on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/jibjab Become a fan on Facebook: http://facebook.jibjab.com Visit our YouTube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/jibjab

Drug Addiction Song: Clean & Sober Rehab Song 12 Step: THE MIRROR NEVER LIES Error 404

Drug Addiction Song: Clean & Sober Rehab Song 12 Step: THE MIRROR NEVER LIES Error 404

THIS IS A DRUG ADDICTION SONG, A STAYING CLEAN & SOBER REHAB SONG, WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE, OR WE'VE ALL HAD A FRIEND WHO HAS BEEN THERE. IT WAS WRITTEN BY NASHVILLE SONGWRITERS AL DETROLIO, CJ WATSON AND MICHAEL AMBROSE OF ERROR 404 CONTACT INFORMATION: CUTSVILLE@COMCAST.NET IF WE CAN SAVE EVEN ONE PERSON FROM DRUG ADDICTION, GET ONE PERSON INTO REHAB WHO NEEDS TO BE THERE, OR KEEP ONE PERSON CLEAN & SOBER WHO'S ABOUT TO SLIP, THEN IT WAS ALL WORTH IT.

I Need Drugs -Dirt Nasty

I Need Drugs -Dirt Nasty

This is a song called I Need Drugs by the craziest rapper alive, Dirt Nasty of the Dyslexic Speedreaders

David After Dentist

David After Dentist

http://www.davidafterdentist.com This is a video of my then 7 year old son David in May 2008I had my Flip video camera with me. His mom wasnt able to go becasue of work. I taped some of the morning before the surgery to show her and was already planning to tape afterwards. He had just had a tooth removed due to Hyperdontia or extra tooth. This was taken in the parking lot of the dentist office. He was so out of it. The staff was even laughing. This lasted for a few hours and he was fine. He even laughed at the video that night. He is very smart and always has something interesting to say about many different issues. His philosophical reaction to the medication didnt really suprise us. David is a very good kid and I am blessed to have he and his brother William as sons. This has been a great experience for our family. Thanks for watching. For more info on D.A.D come visit us at: http://www.davidafterdentist.com

Licensed To Pill

Licensed To Pill

Do you have a headache? Take an aspirin. But there are so many drugs to choose from: Nuprin, Robitussin, Bufferin, Rolaids, Vicodin, Tums, the Pill (for safe sex) and so on. It's a biting commentary about our drug dependency, set to Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire." America is licensed to pill.

Austin Lounge Lizards — "Hey, Little Minivan"

Austin Lounge Lizards — "Hey, Little Minivan"

Fresh update from the Lizards live at Armadillo Xmas Bazaar 2008! Now with Darcie Deaville on fiddle and mandolin joining Conrad Deisler, Hank Card, Tom Pittman and Boo Resnik

The Assumption Song

The Assumption Song

Ever think dirty? Animation by Chris O'Neill. Music by The Arrogant Worms I DID THE ANIMATION I made this shaddap

NEW KATT WILLIAMS: "Drugs in America"

NEW KATT WILLIAMS: "Drugs in America"

Download on iTunes: http://click.linksynergy.com/fs-bin/stat?id=mCGyZG0X0XU&offerid=146261&type=3&subid=0&tmpid=1826&RD_PARM1=http%253A%252F%252Fitunes.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZStore.woa%252Fwa%252FviewMovie%253Fid%253D303476676%2526s%253D143441%2526partnerId%253D30 Buy on Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001D2WUDO/ref=s9sdps_c1_74_img1-rfc_g1-frt_g1-3237_g1_si4?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=center-1&pf_rd_r=1NDD4D8D76ZWZ9B3PJWJ&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=463383351&pf_rd_i=507846 From Katt's Newest DVD, IT'S PIMPIN' PIMPIN'. This hilarious clip is about what Ritalin can do to you. If you like the clip check out more on CLYDETV and be sure to buy It's Pimpin' Pimpin'.

JibJab-Terrified Pumpkins

JibJab-Terrified Pumpkins

it is the original its been on for a long time now

Generic Drug Song

Generic Drug Song

I put this song together for my bioequivalence class after a long discussion of the quality of copies, and my summer search for the perfect guitar. Special thanks/apologies go to Monty Python, Indigo Girls, Eric Clapton, George Michaels, Bob Dylan, Rowan Atkinson, Celine Dion, and anyone else appearing/depicted in this video!

Ordering Drugs Prank Call ! FUNNY AS HELL!

Ordering Drugs Prank Call ! FUNNY AS HELL!

Wasabi Lee calls drug stores! He's having a hard time understanding what a drug store is! LOL :D Saw Jigsaw Wasabi Lee Jackie Chan Prank Call comedy funny as hell Edbassmaster parody pranks spoof jerky boys Tom Mabe sawv saw5 movie

Anaesthetists Hymn

Anaesthetists Hymn

Spoof video made for one of our anesthetists who retired in March & this was played at his retirement party.

Deceptive Drug Ads

Deceptive Drug Ads

READ MORE: http://www.time.com/health Drug-makers spend nearly $5 billion a year to make sure you're hearing about their products - but you might be surprised at how they're delivered

Fidolin ADHD Drug Ad Parody from the Health Ranger

Fidolin ADHD Drug Ad Parody from the Health Ranger

Fidolin - the new drug for ADHDD and ADHD, approved for use on both dogs and children! This parody ad by the Health Ranger mimics the idiocy of television ads pushing mind-altering drugs for fictitious diseases like ADHD. See more at www.NaturalNews.com

JibJab.com - Second Term

JibJab.com - Second Term

http://www.jibjab.com When George W Bush won re-election, we just had to do something about it. Namely, make another political satire! Watch Bill Clinton, John Kerry and John Edwards sing to their hearts content! Click here to view the original version of this video in high-res: http://sendables.jibjab.com/originals/second_term Want more JibJab? Visit us at: http://www.jibjab.com Register to get access to new JibJab releases: http://sendables.jibjab.com/register Read our blog: http://blog.jibjab.com/ Follow us on Twitter: http://www.jibjab.com/twitter Become a fan on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/pages/JibJabcom/7504006361?v=posts&viewas=1604065 Add us on MySpace: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.channel&ChannelID=131256316 Visit our YouTube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/jibjab

A Nation On Drugs - Yemen

A Nation On Drugs - Yemen

24 October 2000 Al Saqqaf, a newspaper publisher, is one of the loudest critics of the drug that has become a Yemeni national obsession. Produced by ABC Australia Distributed by Journeyman Pictures

Schizophrenia Drugs (Zyprexa, Risperdal, Seroquel) FDA ...

Schizophrenia Drugs (Zyprexa, Risperdal, Seroquel) FDA ...

Be My Friend - http://www.myspace.com/psychtruth Schizophrenia Drugs (Zyprexa, Risperdal, Seroquel) FDA & Pharma Leonard Roy Frank, Anti-psychiatry activist and psychiatric survivor discusses the Diagnostic and Statistic Manual of Mental Disorder which is put our by the American Psychiatric Association. He gives an overview of mental disorders and role of psychiatry in controlling the nonconformists in society. Mr. Frank edited the best-selling Random House Webster's Quotationary in 1998 and The History of Shock Treatment in 1978. Active in the psychiatric survivors' movement since 1972, he is a member of MindFreedom International, a coalition of more than 100 grassroots groups working for human rights in psychiatry, and also The Coalition for the Abolition of Electroshock. Coalition for the Abolition of Electroshock http://www.endofshock.com The Electroshock Quotationary may be downloaded free of charge at http://www.endofshock.com/102C_ECT.PDF This video was produced by Psychetruth http://www.youtube.com/psychetruth http://www.myspace.com/psychtruth Copyright © CAEST 2007. All Rights Reserved. This video maybe displayed in public, copied and redistributed for any strictly non-commercial use in its entire unedited form. Alteration or commercial use is strictly prohibited.

JibJab.com - 2007 Year In Review

JibJab.com - 2007 Year In Review

http://www.jibjab.com The year wouldn't be complete without a JibJab 2007 Year in Review. And what 2007 Year in Review would be complete without Britney Spears, Alberto Gonzalez, Michael Vick and the almighty iPhone? This funny animation has them all, and so much more! Want more JibJab? Visit us at: http://www.jibjab.com Register to get access to new JibJab releases: http://sendables.jibjab.com/register Read our blog: http://blog.jibjab.com/ Follow us on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/jibjab Become a fan on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/pages/JibJabcom/7504006361?v=posts&viewas=1604065 Add us on MySpace: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.channel&ChannelID=131256316 Visit our YouTube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/jibjab

JibJab.com - This Land!

JibJab.com - This Land!

See all of our JibJab Originals at: http://sendables.jibjab.com/originals President George W. Bush and Senator John Kerry star in the political animation parody that started it all -- this funny video was seen on every continent (including Antarctica), it even played on the International Space Station! Want more JibJab? Visit us at: http://www.jibjab.com Register to get access to new JibJab releases: http://sendables.jibjab.com/register Read our blog: http://blog.jibjab.com/ Follow us on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/jibjab Become a fan on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/pages/JibJabcom/7504006361?v=posts&viewas=1604065 Add us on MySpace: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.channel&ChannelID=131256316 Visit our YouTube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/jibjab

JibJab.com - Ahnuld for Governor

JibJab.com - Ahnuld for Governor

http://www.jibjab.com This funny video has Arnold Schwarzenegger going after the governor's office, and he won't take no for an answer. Part political satire, part action movie block buster, all hilarious. Hasta La Vista, Davis! Click here to view the original version of this video in high-res: http://sendables.jibjab.com/originals/ahnuld_for_governor Want more JibJab? Visit us at: http://www.jibjab.com Register to get access to new JibJab releases: http://sendables.jibjab.com/register Read our blog: http://blog.jibjab.com/ Follow us on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/jibjab Become a fan on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/pages/JibJabcom/7504006361?v=posts&viewas=1604065 Add us on MySpace: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.channel&ChannelID=131256316 Visit our YouTube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/jibjab

JibJab - Big Box Mart

JibJab - Big Box Mart

http://www.jibjab.com In this funny cartoon, an honest factory worker learns the truth about his favorite department store: that there's a very high cost for everyday low prices. Namely, unemployment! View the original version of this video in high-res: http://sendables.jibjab.com/originals/big_box_mart Want more JibJab? Visit us at: http://www.jibjab.com Register to get access to new JibJab releases: http://sendables.jibjab.com/register Read our blog: http://blog.jibjab.com/ Follow us on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/jibjab Become a fan on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/pages/JibJabcom/7504006361?v=posts&viewas=1604065 Add us on MySpace: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.channel&ChannelID=131256316 Visit our YouTube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/jibjab

JibJab.com - "2-0-5" - 2005 Year In Review

JibJab.com - "2-0-5" - 2005 Year In Review

http://www.jibjab.com This hilarious animation takes a funny look at 2005 and lists everything that made that year so eventful, then turns tragedy into comedy with our trademark political humor! Click here to view the original version of this video in high-res: http://sendables.jibjab.com/originals/2_0_5 Want more JibJab? Visit us at: http://www.jibjab.com Register to get access to new JibJab releases: http://sendables.jibjab.com/register Read our blog: http://blog.jibjab.com/ Follow us on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/jibjab Become a fan on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/pages/JibJabcom/7504006361?v=posts&viewas=1604065 Add us on MySpace: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.channel&ChannelID=131256316 Visit our YouTube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/jibjab

JibJab - Matzah! Rap

JibJab - Matzah! Rap

Passover goes Hip Hop in JibJab's illin'est music video! Just because you don't recognize Jesus as your personal savior doesn't mean you don't recognize phat rhyme when you hear it. L'chaim, G-money! Check out our passover ecards! http://sendables.jibjab.com/category/passover LYRICS: I feel like a freak, Cuz everytime I pull out something to eat, For this week, I can't do this, Cuz I'm Jewish and, I can't eat bread, Yeah, my rabbi said.. Matzah! Any way you wann eat it cold or hot it's... Matzah! Fun for your mother, brother, sister, father... Matzah! Buy in bulk for a lower cost per box it's... Matzah! Matzah! Matzah! Matzah! Hanukkah? No thats over. So you dont get passed over, Getcha ass over to my pad it's passover. I'm the mad flow-er Smooth E teamin with the Jib and Jabbin If you want the story of passover rent the ten commandments Starring Charleton Heston, But I got a question, About the bread that is unlevened causing indigestion called... Matzah! Eat it for a week we gotsta, No bread, no pasta, best believe a Jew is stopped up! Now Moses made the matzah, when he was fleeing Egypt, Had no time for bread to rise, he said, "Ah, just leave it." We can eat it like this, feed it to the hebrews, But little did he know that the wait would end up equal, cuz, "Let my people go", became the anthem Getcha damn hands up, maybe it will help you pass some! How could one bread, rocket so famous When the taste is the same flavor of the box it came in? Matzah! Eat it at once, ain't no second guessing... Matzah! Leaving crumbs on my lap and chest and it's called... Matzah! "I found the afi komen!".. in my small intestine! Matzah! Matzah! Matzah! Matzah!

JibJab.com - Nuckin' Futs! - The JibJab Year In Review 2006

JibJab.com - Nuckin' Futs! - The JibJab Year In Review 2006

http://www.jibjb.com What do Britney Spears, Google and Iran have in common? They all contributed to one heck of a crazy 2006! Watch singing school children recap the past year's events, with a touch of JibJab's twisted humor! View the original version of this video in high-res: Want more JibJab? Visit us at: http://www.jibjab.com Register to get access to new JibJab releases: http://sendables.jibjab.com/register Read our blog: http://blog.jibjab.com/ Follow us on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/jibjab Become a fan on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/pages/JibJabcom/7504006361?v=posts&viewas=1604065 Add us on MySpace: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.channel&ChannelID=131256316 Visit our YouTube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/jibjab

JibJab.com - What We Call The News

JibJab.com - What We Call The News

http://www.jibjab.com Celebrities in rehab, political punditry and a mauling at the zoo - this is what we're calling news these days! This funny satire on broadcast news features Larry King, Bill O'Reilly, Geraldo Rivera and the rest of your favorite talking heads. This just in: modern news is a joke! View the original version of this video in high-res: http://sendables.jibjab.com/originals/what_we_call_the_news Want more JibJab? Visit us at: http://www.jibjab.com Register to get access to new JibJab releases: http://sendables.jibjab.com/register Read our blog: http://blog.jibjab.com/ Follow us on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/jibjab Become a fan on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/pages/JibJabcom/7504006361?v=posts&viewas=1604065 Add us on MySpace: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.channel&ChannelID=131256316 Visit our YouTube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/jibjab

Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist

Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist

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AMATEUR TRANSPLANTS: Anaesthetists Hymn LIVE

AMATEUR TRANSPLANTS: Anaesthetists Hymn LIVE

Go to www.amateurtransplants.com for full length DVD. Contains funny songs, strong language and doctor jokes... Oh, and the infamous London Underground song! New merchandise at http://www.amateurtshop.co.uk

Drug Wars - Columbia

Drug Wars - Columbia

June 1995 Colombia's rural peasants are caught in a savage drugs war, forced to produce narcotics through economic despair. We investigate this deadly battle, with daring access to major and minor players and exclusive archive footage. Following the capture of the Cali cocaine 'cartel' leader, a retaliation bomb is detonated in Medellin. Removing Cali cartel leaders has done nothing to halt the drug trade. In Cali, 'Pepe', a drug trafficker, makes $4,000 a month while a slum family tells the tragic story of their cocaine-courier father. Focusing on the government's renewed fight against drugs under threat of US sanctions, we document the strong-arm tactics of both the army and guerrilla groups. Bloodstained bodies of 13 peasant growers are lined up at a military base - the army dismisses them as vermin. In the fields of a typical coca campesino, protected by guerrilla units, growers process their haul. Evidence of government fumigation of illicit crops which, in turn, encourages farmers to double their cultivation. The result is massive deforestation. Indigenous Indians have little hope in the escalating feud ravaging Colombia.

Incarcerex: It's Time for a New Bottom Line

Incarcerex: It's Time for a New Bottom Line

Tell Congress it is time for a new bottom line in U.S. drug policy, one that focuses on reducing the problems associated with both drugs *and* the war on drugs. Take action at http://www.drugpolicy.org.

The Drugs Song - Amateur Transplants

The Drugs Song - Amateur Transplants

Drs Adam Kay and Suman Biswas (aka the Amateur Transplants) have created a parody of Tom Lehrer's comic song "The Elements" changing the lyrics to drugs instead. "The Elements" is in turn a parody of Gilbert & Sullivan's "I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General" from "The Pirates of Penzance", so this song has had quite some going over! Anyway, The Drugs Song has no official video so here's my attempt to bring this brilliant song into the visual medium! Enjoy! If you enjoy this you may also like my other Amateur Transplants videos, listed below, or on my Channel! P.S. Yes, I know Lithium is said twice; yes, I know some of these are synonyms; yes, I misspelled Pethidine. I should know better - I've seen it! Want to learn this song? The lyrics are below! Adam and Suman have too much free time for doctors... There's aspirin, adrenaline and also aminophylline, Amphetamine, adenosine, augmentin and rifampicin, Amoxicillin, penicillin, heparin and warfarin, And oestrogen, progestagen and Canesten and chloroquine. There's bendroflumethiazide and also cyclophosphamide, And metoclopramide, acetazolamide, tropicamide Loperamide, amiloride and cyclizine and frusemide, And if you're up the duff then you'd best avoid thalidomide. There's lithium, fluoxetine and also amitriptyline, Paroxetine, digoxin, GTN and azathioprine, Miconazole, atenolol and also chloramphenicol, And if you want to overdose, there's always paracetamol. There's Night Nurse and there's phenytoin, Zirtek and diazepam And lithium, temazepam, midazolam, clonazepam, Testosterone, aldosterone, and Valium and insulin, And lignocaine and Piriton and Ventolin and Ritalin. There's cefuroxime, cefotaxime, cefalexin, cephedrine, And metronidazole and ketoconazole, trimethoprim, Erythromycin, gentamicin, macrolides, nifedipine, And Actifed and Sudafed and Calpol with no sugar in. There's phenelzine and hyoscine, ranitidine, cimetidine, Potassium and calcium and ev'ry kind of vitamin, And pethidine and methadone and speed, cocaine and heroin, And cannabis and Prozac, morphine, alcohol and nicotine. You must remember all these drugs, the names of which you've learned from me, Or fuck 'em all and get a job in orthopaedic surgery.

zoloft commercial

zoloft commercial

it´s a bloody prescription drug, what a irresponsible tv ad

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